A Note from the Editor

Ms. Lohan attending Bible Study at the Westboro Baptist Church.

A front-page article and headline on February 3rd reported that actress and singer Lindsay Lohan admitted to “whoring” in an exclusive interview with a tabloid television news program this week. Upon further review of the tape, it is somewhat possible that she actually confessed to having a problem with compulsive hoarding. We apologize to Ms. Lohan for satirizing her filmography in the article, including our tongue-in-cheek references to her roles in “Freaky Friday,” “Herbie: Fully Loaded,” and “Labor Pains.” So for the record, Lindsay Lohan is a hoarder, not a whore. (Well, not officially anyway.)*

by Vicky Guidos, Editor/ Deputy Editor/ Literary & National Editor/ Deputy Managing Editor/ Senior Editor/ Associate Editor/ Research & Staff Editor/ Editorial Assistant/ Editorial Intern/ Contribuing Editor/ Editor Emeritus and The Mailroom Guy

*Oh, and to all 4 million subscribers: please return this issue and pretend it never happened.

(Originally posted Thursday, 04 February 2010 at 23:07 via Facebook “notes.”)

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“It was a sobering experience.” – Lindsay Lohan on rehab

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