Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Lindsay Lohan Dating Sam. No, Not THAT Sam...

How refreshing it is to hear a story about Lindsay Lohan that doesn’t involved embarrassing displays of affection (or, rather, rejection) via Twitter…

According to reports, Li-Lo has (finally) moved on from ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson and has now fallen for English model Sam Webb.

‘She’s obsessed with Sam. She’s looking for projects that are based in England so she can be near him’ a friend told Radar magazine.

According to the Sun, it’s not just party animal Lindsay that has falled head over heels, as a friend of Webb claimed ‘He can’t believe it. A few years ago he lived in Birmingham with his mum and dad. Now he’s dating someone off Hollywood’s A-list. Sam’s a humble guy. But dating Lindsay’s enough to turn even his head.’

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Street Beat Queen "promotion" Art Consultant

Lindsay Lohan has become the famous French fashion house Emanuel Ungaro art consultant! Paris Fashion Week this year, during the October 4 launch day Emanuel Ungaro 2010 spring and summer fashion show, she will cooperate with the Estrella Archs.

Recently, Emanuel Ungaro announced the appointment of persons as the chief designer Estrella Archs, while Lindsay Lohan as the newly created post of artistic adviser! Emanuel Ungaro Global CEO Mounir Moufarrige said: “The 21st Century’s ‘Muse’ course ought to those who have personal style and experience and very creative and artistic outward-oriented person. So we will be formed fashion creator (Archs women) with high-end luxury consumer celebrities (Lindsay Lohan) a combination of vision of the eyes. “Mounir Moufarrige said:” Mr. Ungaro’s success stems from its design and easy to lead its consumer gift controversial vision. Lindsay Lohan is a fashion with a keen vision of a world-class customers. “

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Friday, March 12, 2010

Lindsay the nun(none)

Lindsay Lohan got her lawyers to file a suit against an E-Trade add. The offending like asked a toddler if he was out on a date with a milkoholic Lindsay. For Lohan that is a $100M dollar insult.

You can bet on one thing. It will be thrown out of court so fast on the first day, for her it will be a WTF moment.

Several reasons exist for this. First it said milkoholic. There is nothing deleterious about that. Indeed one could say that being accused of loving dairy would be a redeeming point.

Second she claims that the name Lindsay is a brand. This it is not. Lindsay is a far more common name. Even Madonna can’t exactly sue because Madonna is a religious figure. The latter never did sue the Catholic Church for name infringement. And Lindsay is a very common personal name. Had the ad said Lohan, she might have had a case.

Third, any lawsuit like this implies some sort of injury or damage. It does not.

Fourth, earlier the same day a cosmetic firm dropped her sponsorship deal.

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The Lost Boy

Day 12. Today I learned some sad news. While riding the subway to work and perusing the celebs gossip section of the Metro I quickly learned of Corey Haim’s death. I never had a chance to see any of his work, like The Lost Boys or License to Drive, and renting them now would ultimately be too depressing, (I’ll give it a month or so before heading to the video store). I’ve heard good things about Lost Boys, but sadly I only really know Corey Haim from his attempt at a comeback in A&E’s reality series The Two Coreys. Because of this show I was aware of both Coreys’ drug habits and stints in rehab, and while Corey Feldman managed sobriety, it seemed that Haim was too far gone. The show was on TV in 2007, and the problems were clear then, with Haim relapsing back into perscription meds; taking as many as 85 pills a day to keep him going. Knowing the star’s habits, Haim’s death, would seem a product of his drug abuse, but according to recent reports he had a number of other serious medial conditions that may have played into his demise. He had an enlarged heart and water in his lungs upon his death, but it’s hard to say anything concrete about his death until all the test results are in.

It can be hard to watch a person spiral out of control, and for a lot of celebs it’s not just family they have to contend with, but fans and strangers who get to read about their personal lifes and misfortunes on a casual commute. When I heard about Casey Johnson, (Johnson & Johnson heiress) and her death, I was stunned, because here I was, I’d never heard of Casey Johnson, but suddenly I knew all about her and her descent into drugs and partying. I know Lohan’s on the same route; hope I don’t have to read about her in the obits.

In short, today I learned to just say no to drugs.

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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Tuesday Night Open Mic for March 9, 2010

Well, to say that I have found the discussions around unemployment to be interesting would be an understatement. I began with a simply premise, what can be done to fix unemployment insurance? I had hoped to get some input from folks on all sides of the issue. And I was not disappointed. Whta I have to now figure out how to refine is the way that it is all wrapped up and some conclusions are formed. There were several ideas out there and a lot of discussion around other parts. There were even some discussions around whether the system is broken in the first place. I look forward to any thoughts on how we might possibly be able to wrap any of it up or whether there is even a need to do so. But for now, we have open mic. Which means four random topics from me and others from you. First we touch on the madness that is Lindsay Lohan and frivolous lawsuits. Then some opinion on liberal mindsets, a democratic double standard on corporate money in politics, and finally bank regulation causing bank behavior which leads to more regulation….

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Lindsay Lohan is Suing E-Trade

If you don’t know why Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade, here’s why: In the past Superbowl, a commercial aired about two baby’s talking through a computer, and then the girl baby said: “That milkaholic Lindsay wasn’t over?”.

Now, Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for 100 million dollars for that. For slandering her name or using her name and showing it in a bad light.

I don’t know, because I’m not a lawyer and I’m not a person that has the name “Lindsay”, but this lawsuit seems really petty and trivial. There are a lot of people named Lindsay, but apparently, her lawyer seems to think that Lindsay has a monopoly on the name. I really hope I’m not using her name that I could get sued right now. I don’t think she copyrighted her name. And E-Trade didn’t use the full name, just Lindsay.

Her Lawyer stated: “Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit,” I could understand that if Lindsay is a really uncommon name, and it was unique to her, or she was on that plateau of stardom that Lindsay and her are almost one and the same. Cher or Madonna, these one-name people, they have those names because of their stardom, and also double as a name that’s unique, so the name and the person are closely related. But Lindsay isn’t there yet, in my opinion, and also, her name is a common girl’s name.

Her Lawyer claims “They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.” Again, this is a stretch, she’s suing because the Lindsay in the commercial is called a “milk-aholic” that is is relating to Lindsay’s life in a bad way. Which is another stretch. And as for the Susan bit, the lawyer is making it seem that Susan is an easier or more obvious choice and E-Trade went out of their way to pick Lindsay as the name. Lindsay happens to be a common baby name, which is what the company is arguing, and it is a legitimate argument. They just happened to pick a name, if it was any other name, maybe someone else might have got mad, but most likely, it wouldn’t have been a problem.

“Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.” First off, who are these “people”? And why are they talking about it saying its Lindsay? Lindsay must be really self-conscious about how “people” view her. Are these her friends, fans, other people in the industry? Why does that matter, and how does that really affect her? It’s a funny commercial, I think she should view it that way and not be so critical of it.

100 million dollars is a lot of money, and for what? Even if it is a legitimate argument, is 100 million the right asking price? Did that company really hurt her that much for that type of money? Aren’t we in a recession, and Lindsay Lohan is suing companies? People need to change.

Lindsay Lohan must either have a big ego for her to think every time the name Lindsay is murmured, that it must be her. Or she just wants money. I don’t know, but this whole thing seems silly.

There are a lot of other Lindsay’s in the world, and I bet most of them thought the commercial was funny and didn’t think twice of it.

Here’s the Link to the article where I first read it: http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-suing-e-trade-for-milkaholic-parody/37130?nc

(And to be honest, I don’t really like write about things like this, I’d like to write about things that make me think, and I don’t like the usual “editorial” or “modern journalism” styles that I used writing this, I prefer writing about different types of subjects, but this just really made me mad about how petty and silly it is. People look too much into things and get mad by looking into things too much, and this was a perfect example that made me really mad. So I felt I had to write about it.)

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Monday, March 8, 2010

No Lohan for Ungaro This Time Around Around

Looks like Lindsay Lohan will have “no hand” (bad pun we know) with Ungaro’s recent collection. Lohan was named artistic adviser at Emanuel Ungaro, last year but was a no show at the French firm’s fashion show this morning.

When asked where LiLo was the response was very blunt “She’s not involved in this collection,” Ungaro owner Asim Abdullah told WWD backstage before the show, declining further comment.

Stylistically yours,
The Stylistic Approach

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Friday, March 5, 2010

Lindsay Lohan now dating a man?

After her much-publicised stint as a lesbian, Lindsay Lohan is back into boys- and she’’s got a new beau to prove it.

The singer, who had a stormy two-year on-off romance with Samantha Ronson, is dating British DJ Gareth Geno.

The ”Mean Girls” star was recently spotted at Sketch nightclub in central London on Wednesday, and she was all over him.

“I have to move to London. He’’s so cute,” the Mirror quoted Lindsay as saying.

And Gareth is not the only bloke to have turned her head.

Earlier in the day, Lindsay bumped into Boy George at the ITV studios after filming Alan Carr’’s Chatty Man show.

The pair really hit it off, comparing tattoos and headgear.

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Multiverse Lindsay Lohan wants my babies

If you know me well at all, you know I’m a fan of a few people on YouTube. Namely Philip DeFranco, Ray William Johnson and Mystery Guitar Man. The guy you see above is the first of the group. He covers the news stories that matter to him and adds some colorful commentary to said stories. Here’s the latest episode of The Philip DeFranco Show.

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-B

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Friday, February 19, 2010

A Note from the Editor

Ms. Lohan attending Bible Study at the Westboro Baptist Church.

A front-page article and headline on February 3rd reported that actress and singer Lindsay Lohan admitted to “whoring” in an exclusive interview with a tabloid television news program this week. Upon further review of the tape, it is somewhat possible that she actually confessed to having a problem with compulsive hoarding. We apologize to Ms. Lohan for satirizing her filmography in the article, including our tongue-in-cheek references to her roles in “Freaky Friday,” “Herbie: Fully Loaded,” and “Labor Pains.” So for the record, Lindsay Lohan is a hoarder, not a whore. (Well, not officially anyway.)*

by Vicky Guidos, Editor/ Deputy Editor/ Literary & National Editor/ Deputy Managing Editor/ Senior Editor/ Associate Editor/ Research & Staff Editor/ Editorial Assistant/ Editorial Intern/ Contribuing Editor/ Editor Emeritus and The Mailroom Guy

*Oh, and to all 4 million subscribers: please return this issue and pretend it never happened.

(Originally posted Thursday, 04 February 2010 at 23:07 via Facebook “notes.”)
* * *
“It was a sobering experience.” – Lindsay Lohan on rehab

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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

''Brand damager'' Lindsay Lohan ‘banned’ from designer Jill Stuart''s show

Actress Lindsay Lohan was reportedly banned from Jill Stuart’’s Fashion Week show because the designer’’s team considers her a ‘brand damager.’

“A lot of designers, and especially Jill’’s camp, don”t think she’’s worth all the press she”d get their show,” the New York Daily News quoted an industry insider as saying.

However, Stuart has denied that she banned the ‘Mean Girls’ star.

The source also mentioned Lohan’’s ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson and her sister, fashion designer Charlotte, as potential reasons for Lohan’’s absence.

“Fashion Week kind of belongs to the Ronsons and Charlotte had Lindsay banned from both her show and after-party — just like she did this past fall,” the source added.

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Friday, February 5, 2010

No News is Good News – Week 1

I feel myself inspired by TheOnion.com – an amazing source of alternative news that never happened. However, where the guys in The Onion towers imagine, I would use more authentic news sources and add masala to it. After all, there is nothing stranger than fiction than truth told with liberal dose of mirch masala.  So let me begin.

Barack Obama crawled out of the rock he had been hiding under for all these years and called for a stop to outsourcing of jobs. Earlier this week Obama had confidential (closed door) meetings with representatives of Shiv Sena and Maharastra Navnirman Sena to draw up a comprehensive economic policy tentatively named Bold Ideas of Government On Trade (BIGOT).

While promoting his new policy direction Obama said: “Fair and Open Trade Policies are the biggest reason of an average American’s suffering. These (Fair and Open Trade) policies should be discontinued worldwide with immediate effect. America has only ever recognized and supported the validity of Free Trade Zones and we are committed to creating new Free Trade Zones around the world in keeping with the model that has proven so successful in Iraq and Afghanistan.”

Meanwhile beleaguered Obama had no respite. As a further knock to President Obama’s popularity, Indonesia is undecided about what to do with “Little Barry” of the Menteng Park installed less than a month back.  The sources close to the government say that the Little Obama statue was not supposed to be a permanent fixture. Supposedly, the statue had been commissioned in wax , a la Tussaud’s, and the authorities were surprised when the statue turned out decked in Bronze.

The Chief of Parks in Indonesia said “We thought of installing a wax statue that would melt over the course of 4 years of Obama’s presidency and we would have replaced it with the wax statue of the next president. We also asked for the statue to melt in keeping with the popularity of the current president.”  The “Little Barry” is now all set to be torn down and the site is to be left as it is till the Indonesian authorities decide on the next crazy plan for it.

Closer to home, on being asked when is Air India (AI) is expect to record a turnaround, India’s Finance Minister Mr. Pranab Mukherjee made an uncharacteristically candid remark claiming  “AI, cannot be expected to turnaround as much as it can be expected to turn over and go tits up. I would be meeting Party High Command and we would do whatever Madam Sonia deems fit.” On being pushed for further information he was forced to retort – “Inka to kuchh ho nahi sakta, ab mera time barbaad mat karo.”

But AI’s cup of misery is not being considered as a bad news by everyone. The Communist Party of India, CPI (M), is eagerly monitoring the situation. According to one high ranking undisclosed party worker, CPI (M) is hoping that government announces job cuts at AI, so that the already “berozgaar” CPI (M) army of workers could have some issue for destroying public properties and call for general strikes in West Bengal and Kerala. Still smarting from the Nandigram episode and serious whooping handed over to it by Mamta Banerjee’s Trinmool Congress, the CPI (M) remains hopeful of this issue escalating. According to the same undisclosed party worker “We would declare a country wide bandh for 3 days in support of AI workers union, if other states do it – bhaalo, otherwise West Bengal and Kerala stay closed for 7 Days.”

In Sports, after comprehensively beating Roger Federer, Andy Murray chose to stay humble and shared the honours with Federer. Murray said “I can cry like Roger, it’s just a shame I can’t play like him.”, this after Murray had comfortably outdone Federer’s attempt in unforced tears and expression faults. After losing the title of crybaby and being talked down upon, an obviously angered Federer threw down the challenge with a simple and classy “See you at Wimbledon, you chickensh*t.”

Moving on to glamour world, Lindsay Lohan is willing to take off her clothes for fame. Word coming out is that, Hugh Hefner is said to be interested in the offer, but is unlikely to sign the singer-turned-actor due to concerns over her acting skills and he says “besides there is no Oscar in our industry, baby.” An Indian Production House is also interested in casting Ms. Lohan opposite the acting sensation Emran Hashmi; however doubt remains to their commitment in lieu of actresses unreasonable pay demands. When asked Ms. Lohan confirmed that the talks were ongoing for a role in a Bollywood movie, and all talks of her asking exorbitant money are baseless. She wrapped up the interview by claiming off the record – “ Will work for booze!” – but we publish it anyway because “Who the F*** cares?”.

So that’s it for the first version of “No News is Good News”. Hope you enjoyed.

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WHORE-der.

So Lindsay LOLohan sat down with the Insider’s Niecy Nash to confirm to the world what we already knew.

She sh*ts where she sleeps.

Ok ok, it’s not that bad since instead of pizza boxes and dirty kleenex, it’s Guitar Hero and expensive clothing, but because it’s Lindsay there’s bound to be balls of ratted weave or blood stained love notes somewhere underneath her clutter.

Anyways, Nash, who also stars on Clean House, is helping LOLohan clean her sh*t up. Don’t know if that extends to her life in general, but it’s a shot.

At least the poor thing got some air time. It’s the FIRST since, well, her hidden sex tape.

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Monday, January 25, 2010

Yes! Nicole Kidman finally gets it!

There are so many women out there who are one or two simple steps away from looking their best. 

How often do you see someone and think “if ONLY she stopped over-plucking her eyebrows/ plastering on the fake tan/ wore more flattering clothes.”

I’ve lost count of how long we’ve all been looking at Nicole Kidman, thinking: “If only she went back to her natural red, curly hair!”

Those over-processed, straightened, bleached locks she was sporting for what seemed like forever aged her and washed her out and I think cemented her reputation as a bit of an “ice queen”.

Now she gets it – natural is better, especially for women of a certain age - and what a relief.  How much younger and prettier does she look?

Lindsay Lohan, take note.  Naturally red hair is rare and beautiful.  Stop bleaching the life out of it.

And someone should definately send the “stop over-dying your hair” memo to Madonna:

In fact I think she needs far more than a memo.  A year long nap and a cocktail of virgin’s blood by the looks of this unphotoshopped picture.

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Monday, January 18, 2010

Did Lindsay Lohan copy remember december outfit To The GG?

‘Lindsay Lohan stopped by the InStyle and Warner Bros Golden Globes after-party at the Beverly Hilton Hotel to chat a have some drinks.  No big surprise there.  But, what I found a bit odd was her dress!  It had a hood! And besides that, its the same dress Demi Lovato had in her music video “Remember Decmember“.  Was this a plan due to the rainy weather?  It wasn’t really bad, it was just odd.  The hooded frock was a Brian Lichtenberg design matched up with some Fendi heels and topped off with Jason of Beverly Hills bling.

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Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Linsay Lohan 'What really Happened'

What really happened?

Between ‘pootie’ and lilo, Is this just another publicty stunt or is lindsay really a victim here?

Patrick ‘Pooty’ Aufdenkamp Says:

“I stand by my integrity as an artist and my morals as a business person. I would like to see any shred of evidence that supports those ridiculous allegations, there is no evidence and there will be nothing Lindsay or her company can find to show otherwise. I’m way too creative of an individual to need to steal anything design-related from that girl. She knows how much my new line means to me and has seen first hand all the HARD and HONEST work I have put into bringing it to life. The fact that she is trying to take that away from me with a guilt free conscious and can still sleep at night, is in essence, (for those of you who may not already know) exactly what kind of person she is right now. Throughout our entire friendship I have always respected her, her privacy, and wanted nothing but the best. It breaks my heart to see someone I once looked up to, turned to, and considered a sister, stoop to a new kind of low. Just because her career is stuck at a stand still, mine is just taking off. I could not be more thankful for the place I am in today. And am far too creative to need or want these designs of “her’s” that simply don’t exist. I give credit when it is due and my line that is about to come out next month is 100 percent, my own. I think she should start off this year by addressing the REAL issues that face her life first…
From the bottom of my heart, I wish her nothing but a happy & healthy 2010.
(I am relieved to say I have finally made it home SAFE, and am exhausted, overwhelmed and drained from everything that I have endured on this trip, one day soon this will all make sense to you, but right now that’s all I can say)
Thank you all for the support.?
So what do you think?!? IS it just a load of Bull****?!?

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