You’ve spoken, I’ve listened. Here are 5 things that you readers think girls should never wear.
Men’s Underwear: Girls, you have your own underwear for a reason. You get your frills and your colours and your lace and entire fricken’ stores to keeping your vagina covered. Why some of you do not utilize these stores is beyond me, but that is another story for another day. Ladies, you should never be caught in a a pair of mens underwear, unless it is your guy’s and it is in your house. Guys underwear is made for their junk and to hold and protect it properly. You don’t have junk so don’t be wearing mens underwear. That’s just gross. If you’ve got junk and you’re a girl, you’ve gotta get something checked out.
A former JSTB female Intern
White Pants: I see these atrocities everywhere. White pants are not in and never will be. Every time you wear them, you run the risk of your period blood or any other kind of stain showing up on them. And no one wants to see that. Frankly no one wants to see you in your white pants anyways. Be normal. Wear blue jeans, or black jeans, or even brown and tan, but heaven forbid white. Didn’t anyone tell you it’s illegal to wear white after labour day? If a fashion jail existed you would be thrown in it.Repeat Offender
Uggs: Oh boo hoo, your feet are cold. Don’t put on your Uggs, get some socks. Preferably wool. I know you’re going to say “But my Uggs are legit.” Yeah and Miley Cyrus is a virgin. And you might even complain that your legs are cold too, because shoes just don’t come up high enough. But it’s not your shoes that are the problem, it’s the fact that you’re not wearing any pants, and you just have your tights tucked into your boots. Hideous. If you want your feet to be warm, go shear some sheep, get two cereal boxes, put the wool in there, and then walk around. Problem solved.
Mini Skirts (Fat Girls Only): This one is pretty self-explanatory. If you’re fat don’t wear miniskirts. No one thinks that’s hot, not even your boyfriend. He’s lying to you if he says different because he’s just using you for sex. Ever wonder why he insists you put a paper bag over your head?
OH man. White mini skirt and Uggs. Triple offender!!
Overalls: Did you just get back from the farm? Or working with the environment? No? Then take your overalls off. You look like a hick.
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