The following is an article from guest writer, Johnny Hopkins. He is apparently very angry.
The following are people that need to be capped by 50 Cent. I would do it myself, but I don’t have the street cred that 50 has. He was shot 50 times, hence the name 50 cent (read a fucking book). So if you wouldn’t mind, Fifty, do us all a favor and waste these mother fuckers:
6. Samantha Ronson – This bitch needs to let Lindsay Lohan move on with this lesbian phase of her life so she can get back to sucking my dick. No one even considers Lindsay Lohan gay, so why don’t you stop scissoring or whatever the fuck lesbos do and continue your sad attempt at being a DJ.
5. Shia LeBeouf – What the fuck kind of a French Canadian name is that anyway. If you watch your hippie parents fuck as a kid you should not be allowed to play an action star in any movie, let alone one that stars opposite Megan Fox. Go back to doing pot with your hippie parents you curly headed fuck.
Hit the jump for the rest of the list.
4. Green Day – We fucking get it already, your liberal fuckwads who hate George Bush. I hate it when musicians don’t know when to call it quits. Go to your fucking mansions in northern California and jerk each other off.
3. Tiffany Pollard – She is known to the lay people as New York from such shitty VH1 shows as Flavor of Love and I Love New York. This weave wearing skanky ho needs to get off TV. I thought MTV was killing the youth of America, but it’s this bitch. I feel like her and Heidi Montag are having a competition to see how many boob jobs they can have in a year. I Love New York 3 is in the works, and hopefully this trashy ho gets capped before then.
2. Perez Hilton – This celebrity wanna be has probably the worst website on the Internet. I take pictures of celebrities and then go into paint and draw penises and cumshots on the picture. My 5-year-old daughter who isn’t even born yet has more creativity and talent than you.
1. Spencer Pratt – Perhaps the most despicable person on the face of this Earth, this guy leeches off of anything he can get his hands on. If he is not whoring his wife out to magazines where she doesn’t even show her tits (weak) he is cupping the balls of Brody Jenner because he is a no talent ass clown. You know that annoying guy at work who always has a comment for everything and no matter how wrong they are you can never prove them wrong? That is Spencer Pratt, but worse.
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